first : Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
second : The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
third : "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
forth : When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
fifth : If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
sixth : Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
seventh :A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.eight : Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
nineth : I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
tenth :How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
o..kay that's all for funny quotes that we all been use guys...
give the ranks o..kay guys..
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